"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/09/2018 at 10:58 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire
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"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/09/2018 at 10:58 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire | 12
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Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! I apologise for the David Spade thing. Those responsible have been sacked.
1 st Wipe : Brexit will likely make it unprofitable for most companies to sell cars in the UK. In related news, 2018 happens to be the 50 th anniversary of British Leyland’s founding. Just throwing that out there.
2 nd Wipe : Some of Tesla’s most important Model 3 tools still stuck in Germany. Chief Tool Elon Musk still stuck in space.
3 rd Wipe : The UAW isn’t doing enough about racist intimidation in factories. Threaten to take away retiree healthcare and there’ll be a real Fuhrer.
4 th Wipe : Ford says commercial vehicles keeping company profitable. And when they turn a commercial van into a passenger van, it surprisingly doesn’t sell. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ?
5 th Wipe : Profit-sharing plans saw great year in 2017, assuming you already belong to a union that negotiated profit sharing ahead of time…in exchange for paying union dues and accepting lower up-front wages. Whatever, taking bonus to go play Powerball now.
Flush : Wilhelm Maybach was born in 1846, but never lived to see his company go on to build war machines for the Nazis or be resurrected as an ugly, overpriced S-Class with a bad bodykit.
punkgoose17
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/09/2018 at 11:10 |
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This gave me the great idea to try and convince my dad to get a Transit Connect when he wants to replace his 2010 Escape.